Fucking Up Since '98

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Sep 2

fuck you but also fuck me

- me about/to ben c  (via kingshezza)

Sep 2

harrypotterconfessions:

starfleetwantsyou:

Thus the muses spake:

"JK you dealt kinda shittily with Dumbledore and other diversity aspects, so we’re gonna go ahead and fix this ourselves" 

In other news A+ headcanons from the HP fandom. 

I’m kind of just reading this in awe right now because I’ve had every single one of these to some extent in my RPs

Sep 2

princcess:

Overtaking someone on foot and having to keep up the uncomfortably fast pace until safely over the horizon

Sep 2

standarded:

I wish I could just press the restart button on some people

Sep 2

7.04

(Source: grievinghunters)

Sep 2

forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

Sep 1

(Source: neverhungoveragain)

Sep 1
Sep 1

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum)

Sep 1

aiclan:

when someone eats food you were saving

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(Source: aidn)

Sep 1

wblewisgamer:

Bat buds for life takaraka. Consulting detective partners for life thebirdsstillsing

Sep 1

tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]

Sep 1
tastefullyoffensive:

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Sep 1

karinastas:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

 

This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

(Source: whyactlikeahuman)

Sep 1

supernaturalimagine:

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